Country Crock-- a new low.

Country Crock-- a new low.
By Jordan Brooks


Country Crock has plants.

Could you imagine the marketing meeting that came up with that concept?

"Alright guys, we're worried the stock is going to go low, we need something to keep Country Crock at the top of everyone's minds-- a new advertising campaign. Anybody got any ideas?

... ...

Nothing? Nothing?! You guys have to have something."

"What about plants?"

"What?"

"We'll do an advertising campaign, 'Country Crock has plants.'"

"That's interesting. What kind of plants?"

"You know plants, just plants. Everybody loves plants."

Advisor 2: "Yeah, plants."

Advisor 3: "Plants, wow"

"Alright so we need new commercials, 'Country Crock, made with plants.'"

"Yeah, sounds good."

Advisor 2: "People are going to love it."

Advisor 3: "I know I love plants."

"Does anyone here not-like plants?"

Advisor 4: "I don't like plants, I'm a Jeffersonian Carnivore."

"A what?"

"A carnivore in the truest sense of the term, in the ideological sense: an ideological carnivore."

Advisor 3: "Dave.."

"You're fired."

Advisor 2: "I don't know about you, but I could use some plants right now."

"Any particular kinds of plants?"

"You know.. plants, just plants."

"You're a genius."

Country Crock-- a new low.


Jordan Brooks.

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