Paparazzi

Paparazzi
By Jordan Brooks
Dec. 01, 2016-

And I was thinking about going to the supermarket and acting like the paparazzi: you know, following people to their cars and asking them questions, being careful to not get in the way of their departure in any way, "Did you buy chicken? How about mangoes, if you didn't get mangoes, you can still go back and buy some. They're like $.60 cents each, why don't you go get some mangoes. Are you going to have some mangoes for breakfast: Are you going to have orange juice for breakfast? You know orange juice helps to prevent heart disease, that and oatmeal. Did you buy any oatmeal? Looks like you need some oatmeal, or some cheerios. Hey, how long were you shopping? Did you vote for Trump? Shouldn't you make burgers tonight? Buy ground beef. You dropped your black pepper. Do you want it? The black pepper you dropped? Do you think I should sell your black pepper (on LetGo)?"

I was getting to my car and the paparazzi was there; they said, "How's that book going? Is it almost done? How many pages is it? Are you going to give-up on it? What's it about? Can you send me a copy when it's finished? That's a nice tie. How about the people on your Facebook, how are they doing? Are they writing books too? What are their books about? What do they think about Hilary losing the presidency? Is it time for an impeachment? I hope they're doing well. Tell the people on your Facebook I said hi. Give them my regards."


`Jordan.